I finally understand what American conservatives were on about. I really hate Hillary Clinton.

1)She's a liar: Not only has her campaign distorted virtually everyhting that Obama and his aides have said, in a way that would make Richard Nixon blush, but she keeps harping on about her experience. She helped bring peace to Northern Ireland now apparently. How exactly? By recieving a kettle as a gift from the Women's Coalition on a trip there with her husband. Thank's Hillary.
She pretends to cry: There's nothing wrong with crying. But people have to decide whether thay want to elect a candidate who might start balling if the ambassador to Iran is being mean to them. Maybe she cried because the nomination for which she seemed a dead cert was slipping away, in which case she's a spoilt brat. Either you believe she was genuinely moved, in which case she's a wimp, or you believe she pretended in which case she's a liar.
She's ambitious to the point where she'd rather she win the democratic nomination than the democrats win the general election: She said John McCain was better able to protect America that Barack Obama. There's no excuse for that.
She's not that smart, she's not that tough, she has no genuine experience: Watch any of the debates. Her supposed mastery of policy details is a lazy sop, thrown to her by journalists worried that they may be accused of being too pro-Obama. Being a presidents wife offers no more experience than being a surgeon's wife enables you to preform surgery. Obama has consistently out-smarted her at every debate.
She's not more electable, she's less electable: 40% of American voters hate Hillary Clinton. The big stae primaries she won mean nothing in a general election. the democrats could elect a monkey as their candidate and he'd win California and New York in the general. Obama could win Virginia and Iowa. Clinton couldn't
If she wins the nomination, she'll lose the presidency. That would be a catastrophe.

Everton on course to shut Rob Hogan up.

If we beat Fulham at the weekend and then West Ham at home, I predict Everton will go into the derby game on the 30th and beat Liverpool, consigning them to the ultimate humiliation, The UEFA Cup. Put a monkey on it!!

Spitzer sex scandal opens the door to liberal dream candidate.

If Spitzer has to resign, he'll be replaced by his Lt. Governor. His name is David Paterson. Not only is he black, he's also blind!! If only he was in a wheelchair.

A Poem About Paris.

Je t'aime, Je t'aime,
City on the Seine,

Je t'adore, Je t'adore,
City full of whores,

Je veux, Je veux,
To spend some time with you

Tu-veux, aussi,
To spend some time with me?