Sunday, January 27, 2008

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Oh woe is he, who loves the Toffees.


This figure stalks my dreams. Who is he and how do I kill him, I used to wonder. The I realised that supporting Everton means being haunted by the faceless blue man. Its still worth it.

It's your loss, RTE!

The following script programme ideas or 'formats' were deemed not suitable for production or broadcast by RTE.

1)Murder in my Mind
Solomon Pearls is just about the best detective Dublin Homocide has ever had. But when a new serial killer starts cutting up little boys, Pearls has to come to terms with the fact that he's got a split personality and turns into a murderer when he goes to bed.
Tag line: How do you catch a killer, when its you that's the killer?
2)Be hopeful for me
In a 4 part fly-on-the -wall docu drama, the show will investigate whether or not a downs-syndrome sufferer can accomplish everyday tasks without assistance.
Can he?
Episode one: Join the SAS
Episode two:Get away with murder
Episode three:Order a pizza
Episode four:Find true love
I have a meeting with TV3 on Monday. They seem very enthusiastic.

Homeless Cocktails!! What they're drinkin on the street.

Trampagne: 1btl Chilean Merlot
1 Soda Stream
Pour the wine into the soda stream. Get busy with the fizzy.

Tramp Shandy: 6 cans cheap lager (amsterdam, dutch gold etc.
1btl Schweppes ginger ale.
Pour the beer and ginger ale into a jug or other large receptical. Swirl and serve.

Crazy Gabby: 1btl Cork Dry Gin
2 pint btls Guinness Extra Stout
Drink chilled Guinness quickly. Drink Gin. Threaten to blow up a shop.

Beach Hill Shaky: 1btl Glen's 'Exciting' Vodka
1 small bottle of diet coke.
Pour vodka into pint glass. Add a dash of coke for colour. Repeat every 45 minutes till shaking ceases.

Scrumpy Suicide: 6 cans Scrumpy Jack Cider
1 btl Ariki sauvignon blanc
1 (1/4) bottle High Commissioner Scotch Whisky
Drink 2 cans of cider. Mix third can with scotch. Drink remaining cans. Drink wine (straight from the neck). Die in a ditch.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

My new permanent blog!!!

The name is silly. Let me join your blog ring.