Farewell Patrick Bartholomew!

Off he goes to assume the role of King of Europe. Go on ya good thing!!!

Democrats aren't lying. McCain is a moron.

The conservative media have been up in arms about the assertion by Obama and Clinton that McCaion said he wanted to fight a hundred year war in Iraq. McCain didn't say that, they claim or didn't mean it the way Dems are suggesting. He qualified his remarks, saying that U.S troops have been in Germany and Japan for decades. That's the sort of situation he is comfortable with for Iraq. A large American presence, projecting American power so long as no soldiers are being killed or injured. How little does McCain know about the world. Does he really believe that there will ever be a time when the people of Iraq tolerate the presence of U.S. troops on the soil. I appreciate that politicians are obliged to pretend like the army and marines can do no wrong, but privately McCain must understand how much resentment and hatred the occupation has caused. Iraq will obviously never be like Germany or Japan. If America stays in Iraq for a century, it will fighting a hot war for a century. I'm all for staying till the job is done, I just agree with the Democrats that the job is improving the lives and security of Iraqis, not increasing American economic and geo-political interests.

Gosh, I love Hillary!!

As even casual observers of American politics and history will know, Sen. Hillary Clinton ranks as one of the great American leaders. Her achievements speak for themselves, her work on the Goldwater and McGovern campaigns, her health-care reforms, her vast foreign policy experience, bringing peace to Northern Ireland, the Balkans, and the Middle East, her efforts along with fellow New York Democrat Gov. Elliot Spitzer to improve and enrich the lives of New Yorkers etc.. The list is infinite and unmatched by any living public figure, Republican or Democrat. Its not just her record of achievements that make her the only real choice for the Democratic nomination, her magnetic and irresistible charm and decency also raise her above her opponents. Her honesty and integrity, her wit and hard working, never say die attitude are the stuff of legend. For these, and countless other reasons, I'm for Hillary!!

I finally understand what American conservatives were on about. I really hate Hillary Clinton.

1)She's a liar: Not only has her campaign distorted virtually everyhting that Obama and his aides have said, in a way that would make Richard Nixon blush, but she keeps harping on about her experience. She helped bring peace to Northern Ireland now apparently. How exactly? By recieving a kettle as a gift from the Women's Coalition on a trip there with her husband. Thank's Hillary.
She pretends to cry: There's nothing wrong with crying. But people have to decide whether thay want to elect a candidate who might start balling if the ambassador to Iran is being mean to them. Maybe she cried because the nomination for which she seemed a dead cert was slipping away, in which case she's a spoilt brat. Either you believe she was genuinely moved, in which case she's a wimp, or you believe she pretended in which case she's a liar.
She's ambitious to the point where she'd rather she win the democratic nomination than the democrats win the general election: She said John McCain was better able to protect America that Barack Obama. There's no excuse for that.
She's not that smart, she's not that tough, she has no genuine experience: Watch any of the debates. Her supposed mastery of policy details is a lazy sop, thrown to her by journalists worried that they may be accused of being too pro-Obama. Being a presidents wife offers no more experience than being a surgeon's wife enables you to preform surgery. Obama has consistently out-smarted her at every debate.
She's not more electable, she's less electable: 40% of American voters hate Hillary Clinton. The big stae primaries she won mean nothing in a general election. the democrats could elect a monkey as their candidate and he'd win California and New York in the general. Obama could win Virginia and Iowa. Clinton couldn't
If she wins the nomination, she'll lose the presidency. That would be a catastrophe.

Everton on course to shut Rob Hogan up.

If we beat Fulham at the weekend and then West Ham at home, I predict Everton will go into the derby game on the 30th and beat Liverpool, consigning them to the ultimate humiliation, The UEFA Cup. Put a monkey on it!!

Spitzer sex scandal opens the door to liberal dream candidate.

If Spitzer has to resign, he'll be replaced by his Lt. Governor. His name is David Paterson. Not only is he black, he's also blind!! If only he was in a wheelchair.

A Poem About Paris.

Je t'aime, Je t'aime,
City on the Seine,

Je t'adore, Je t'adore,
City full of whores,

Je veux, Je veux,
To spend some time with you

Tu-veux, aussi,
To spend some time with me?